Blues From a Cubicle

Officeland’s Red Carpet

Posted on January 29th, 2008 by bluecube.
Categories: Officeland, Coping at Work.

Greetings and salutations from the veal pen here at Officeland II.

Just taking a break from the paperwork and phone calls so that I could sip on some of this noxious brew that is Officeland’s special blend (brain-dead-mocha-vanilla) of the day and look around to see what’s going on here on the second floor.

• Oh look!  There’s co-worker X sneaking in with her dark glasses on - she looks like someone trying to avoid the paparazzi - instead she’s trying to avoid her boss.
• And over there, by the Xerox machine is Miss Scattered.  Fellow drone and ultimate bubble-head.  How this broad manages to do anything is beyond me as she is always going in six different directions.
• Here comes Burnt Out Boss Man for his daily check up of one of his least favorite employees.  Every day he is back here checking up on one certain worker.  He has to walk right past my desk to go-a-snooping.
• Oh look, Queen Mum has returned to the nest.  Oh joy of joys - our out of touch CEO of Operations is back on her throne after spending several months in another mythical kingdom trying to wedge her ever increasing butt into another throne.  Must have been a bad fit.
• Ah, look at Five-o-Clock-Shadow-Man.  Not sure what this guy’s name is, he works on the other side, an average looking dude — that is until he forgets to shave for a few days, and for some reason, it works on him.  Eyes back in head.
• And there goes Officeland’s scandalous couple.  He’s a strange little guy with a sour disposition, she’s a hateful little beast who is married with children; and yet they seem perfect together.

That’s all for today, hope you are all having a Star Studded Tuesday!

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